New people are initiated to the horrors of SammyClassicSonicFan's world everyday. Some of these people have questions that The Elder Council might be able to answer with the greatest ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions over and over again, so this page shall answer these common questions.
Is this whole thing a hoax? Did Sammy fake everything he did?:
This is highly debated. It's perfectly normal for newcomers to think Sammy is only a skilled troll. But upon further investigation, he seems to think of his videos as serious business. You can also read the Fan Theories article to help you make a theory of your own.
Why you guys don't help Sammy instead?:
We did, many people tried. But regardless how hard you try to white knight Sammy, he will never listen to any form of advice (because he thinks the people who are trying to help him are actually trolls).
Are you out to get Sammy? That's mean!:
No, we are nothing but people who chronicle these events. This wiki has no intention to harm/slander Sammmy. If you want slander, then go to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page instead.
I heard that Sammy's dox have been leaked on the Internet, can we haz dem?:
...NO. We only document Sammy's Internet misadventures, we're not part of the trolling. And besides, who would be stupid enough to send him a copy of Deus Ex on the mail?
Why you don't want to give away his address? Cmon' niggas, at least just his living city...:
Ask yourself this question: What could I possibly do with his address? You send him a Wii U copy of the latest Call of Duty game, he won't even play it and will likely throw it in the trash can. He's aware that his address is common knowledge among his trolls, using his address as blackmailling weapon is useless. You want to go to his house in-real-life and say hi to him? Get ready to say hi to the police too (harassment fellas, harassment). But if you really insist, he lives in Fishers, Indiana, United States. That's all we feel it is right to say, now move on.
Do you exaggerate Sammy's antics?:
The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Sammy's Internet life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter. For various (good) reasons, the Fricki is largely from Sammy's point of view—that is, information presented here is what Sammy acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Sammy's life. It's probably best to understand the world of Sammy as he understands it, much like it's best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Sammy's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are contrived.
I want to troll Sammy, can you guys give me information or advice?:
As of 2014, efforts for trolling Sammy are greatly discouraged. Sammy is sick and tired of being trolled. When you talk to him, he can see if you're serious or you're trying to troll. And most of the time, the results are not even worth the effort.
The Lindsey Williams Saga is the main reason why we don't support trolling.
But wait! My trolling idea is awesome and original!:
So what? What will you gain after you trolled him? Stop being an attention whore, kid.
Does Sammy even know what a troll really is?:
To Sammy, a troll is someone who simply disagree with his opinions.
On March 16th 2014, Sammy declared that he'll stop responding to trolls. Do you guys really think he'll really stop?:
Strangely, Chris-chan too declared a few times that he would cut contact with trolls, but look what happened a few days later...
Is Sammy really autistic?:
This is debated. Sammy claimed himself to have been diagnosed autistic at the age of 3. He also seem to suffer symptoms of Schizophrenia, Asperger's syndrome and Narcissistic Personality Disorder. His mom also said on her (now deleted) Facebook page that Sammy is indeed autistic. But no official diagnosis has ever been released.
Is he seeing a psychiatrist?:
Nothing is known about this.
Is he a furry?:
Considering he's a HUGE fan of Sonic, probably, but not really; he has claimed to be a brony several times.
Why he always act batshit insane and scream all the time?:
Probably because he thinks people will take his opinions/ideas seriously that way. He always failed to realize that it made him look like a complete psycho.
Why Sammy often use complicated words that no one hardly even know their definition?:
Sammy always took every single opportunity he could to make himself look smarter/better than anyone else. Here's a glossary that will help you understand Sammy's language.
He makes a shitload of noise in his videos, his parents don't mind about this?:
No one knows, maybe they soundproofed his room? :3 Or instead, he might be making his videos while they're not at home. But what does his neighbors think about this?
What's the deal with Sonic?:
Sammy always (and only) liked casual/family-friendly games. Also, for unknown reasons, the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise always attracted a autistic fanbase more so than any other game series.
He calls himself SammyClassicSONICFan, but he prefers Mario to Sonic?!:
This is ridiculous, we know...
Why he prefer the classic Sonic games?:
If you have played recent Sonic games, we think you may already know the answer.
Is he aware of this wiki?:
Yes, as of 5th March 2014, Sammy is perfectly aware of the Fricki.
Is there anything I can do to help you guys against vandalism?:
Simply report them to an admin, but please, PLEASE, don't try to handle the situation yourself. You'll only cause more trouble.
How many video game consoles does he own for frick's sake?:
Confirmed: Wii U, Wii, Xbox 360 (Sold), PC (gaming PC or working PC? no one knows) Nintendo DS, Nintendo 3DS, PlayStation Vita (Traded for a PS3), GameCube, Game Boy Advance, iPod Touch, Sega Genesis (plug-&-play console) Possible: Game Boy Color, PSP
Is he doing drugs?:
Considering Sammy and his parents seems to look very religious-like, not likely unless it's Adderall or Ritalin
Does he play games other than Mario and Sonic?:
Investigation revealed that he's a fan of the following video game franchises: Mario, Sonic, Zelda, Pac-Man, Pokémon, Kirby, Super Smash Bros, Pikmin, Animal Crossing, Crash-Bandicoot, Spyro, Rayman, Mega Man, LittleBigPlanet, Street Fighter, Lego, Super Monkey Ball, Scribblenauts, Minecraft, Shantae, Donkey Kong, Yoshi
Why does he hate first-person-shooters so much?:
No one knows, maybe because they scare him? (Or maybe he can't just deal with the fact that they're more popular and commercially successful than SANIC and MRAARIOS.)
If I dare to question his opinion on X subject, will he call me a troll?:
Likely (his ego knows no bounds...)
What happens if I don't 100% fully agree with his opinions/ideas?:
He will call you a troll.
He contradicts himself a lot in his videos, is it normal for me to have hard time understanding what he really wants to say?:
We had to watch his Deus Ex video rant a number of times to decipher everything...
Can I expect him to leave YouTube forever someday?:
His brother-in-arms Chris-chan also threatened a few times to leave the Internet forever. But in both cases, it was only a matter of few days before they make a big comeback. So the answer you're looking for is: Probably no.
Why you guys have locked some of the pages on the Fricki?:
Simply because these pages are more sensible to vandalism/spamming. Sorry for any inconveniences, but this is only for precaution.
Where can I find more info on Sammy?:
Right here on this wiki!